Love our Hanno you know, my little princess xoxoxo
Do I start on the wine or wait for these two to get here??
I’m putting so many plasters on my feet it’s unreal.
My boots gave me blisters yesterday, I fucking hate blisters.
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
this is coming from a teacher
“If you could fight anyone who would you fight?”
I should probably start getting ready for tonight.
Sister’s birthday night out and I’m excited.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS PLACE
THIS ISNT BROOKLYN
I HAD A DATE OMG